A simple desultory Philippic

My favourite commercials currently on TV are the Viagra "intermissions", which are 10 second spots in which you see a man and a woman doing very little when suddenly the man calls out the woman's name (or in the case of "Bobby", vice versa), then a cut, then you see them again looking very satisfied. And of these erection discovery moments, my favourite is "Denise", featuring a wonderfully horny-looking old bastard. He only says "Denise", but you can read "Denise, I'm ready, and I want it now." They probably didn't even leave the kitchen nook.